Loosing my Grip

Okay so my enemies have stolen my sleep!! This might not sound serious to you but try functioning on 2 hours sleep for 10 days…….

With that in mind i would like to tell y’all that I am presently loosing my grip on the little things that matter; good judgement, sex appeal, innovative thinking etc……. I had to do some survey at my office and for some reason I couldn’t put a lot of words together….. Words I would normally spew out were stuck somewhere in my head……..

Then I had to give a presentation and the next thing that happened was I was literally frozen to the ground I couldn’t remember anything about anything. I mumbled a lot of gibberish till my boss took pity on me and decided to continue…………

So I really need sleep if not for anything just so I don’t loose my job!! Especially now they are going around looking for who to "let go". I hate that phrase.... and it is soo common in all these Termination Letters..... "We have to let you go"- doesn't that sound like I have been begging to go since and u have finally decided to free me?? I don't know o!!! Maybe I am not as good as I thought in the English.......

Back to my sleep rant jare........

You know that slogan “When it rains it pours” That is exactly how I feel lately almost as soon as I started loosing sleep I started loosing some guy I had been crushing on....(might be that he just got tired of my too much shakara) Normal me would just not be soo bothered but i'm irked and unhappy about it.... I feel a lot more emotional since this sleep deprivation started o..... So I am now begging all the people I have offended to release my sleep o!!!! At least so I can go back to being thugged out

So I am loosing grip on the things that matter to me! How does me not being able to sleep affect sooooo many aspects of my life?? I dunno but I’m not happy I am finding out!!!!

Head Count

So for the last one week in my office every body has been crying!!! We just got gist that 17,000 employees globally will lose their jobs....... My first thought was how many employees in Nigeria will loose their job??? Abeg!!!! Some of us have planned with this salary for at least the next six months!!!!
See me see wahala o!!! what kind of early Christmas bad news is this??
So you can imagine what the general atmosphere in the office is!!!! We are all forming work!!! Now no body wants to go on leave and I had already planned on taking a two week break!!!!(My heart is breaking at this point)...
I need stability in my Work Life o!!! every other thing is shaking right now (that gist will come when i am not so worried) at least that one should try to be stable na...........
#now dusting my CV o!!! As oyibo talk am don't put all your eggs in one basket.........................

Weight Issuesz

So lately i have been reading a friends blog and it has touched me and inspired me to start this writing thing again just see if i can stick with it....
The year is almost over and i am happy as well as sad..... So many things I wanted to happen this year did not and so many things I thought won't happen for a couple more years happened...... I know you are thinking the year is not over but i just don't think some things can happen again.

Today I am reeeeaaaaaally pissed at the way Nigerians do not mind their business. I know we all say "Ah the Europeans are so snobbish they won't even talk to you.... they won't help you even if your ass was on fire". Right now i think Nigerians need to borrow just a little of both. I hate it when I see someone telling somebody they don't know "you need to cut down on your food"..... "you need to watch it you are adding" My answer is usually what is your business? Don't I have a mirror?? Did I tell you i don't Know?? Do i look like a child?? then lastly If my size offends you why won't you look elsewhere.

First of all it is rude on all counts to tell someone you don't know that you think the person should lose weight, because let's be honest about it a person's weight and how they feel about it are really private issues....... especially when it is a woman.
Secondly it is a sign of immaturity to say everything that jumps into your head...... Haba!!!! It not all you see you speak about!!!! Maturity 101..... I get so tired of people thinking they are doing me a favour telling me that I am fat!!!! Like it is obvious *sarcastic smiley* I already know.... So you just saying it is very malicious and immature........... Shikena Yakari!!!!!! (how do I want to explain that in English; It is finished)

So I am done with my rant for the day! See you same time tomorrow..........Hahahahaha

on a lighter note though I need to loose weight!!! (I can say it cuz it is about me)

Rookie Alert

So suddenly everybody I know has a blogspot. And here I am trying to make my own mark out here in this "blogworld".
Contrary to what my intro just sounded like I actually have other reasons for starting this blog. I used to be really good at spinning a tale but right now i get tired just talking or typing so this is me trying so hard to hone my writting skills.
I can barely do the witty comebacks and all the deep intuitive answers people seem to need these days. Now if it were flirty comebacks??? I'm quite skilled in that..... Lol!!! And yes I know what that sounds like. I hope somewhere along the line I re discover my talent for writing. Most importantly i want to be considered deep again.
So welcome!!!! We are going to be on this journey together in some ways I pray it is a really long one but in other ways I pray I arrive my destination as swiftly as possible.